only if we run a train.
done.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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