Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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