There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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