We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so let's talk penis.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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