i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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