Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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