it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My dick has a subreddit
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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