What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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