they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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