This girl is more easily done than said...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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