New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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