remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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