when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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