YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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