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• (801): View more from Utah

  You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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  There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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  alright see you in the morning.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something

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• (585): View more from New York

  Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends

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