Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.