Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?