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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

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  so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

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  Thats gay

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home

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• (801): View more from Utah

  P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.

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  Sounds like a good New Years

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.

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