But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.