Who wears a wallet chain?!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.