**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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