I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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