i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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