WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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