Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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