so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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