Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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