Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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