ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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