Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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