Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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