Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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