ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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