I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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