come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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