OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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