It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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