Its about making memories worth repressing
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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