She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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