I am puke
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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