This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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