Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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