how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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