can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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