i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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