I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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