I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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You have to summon your inner elephant
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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