so explain again why im purple
no
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
