people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she pinky promised me she was 18
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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