just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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