I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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