It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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