All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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