Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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