hotel room ftw
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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