he wants to bone in the snuggie
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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