Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
tell me about the fingering
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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