I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
All I want is dick and wine.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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