At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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