Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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