is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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